1. My husband is sexist.
It is true. Ever since we found out about the baby he has been trying to buy me books to read and trying to get me to sew things. Which I found cute until he said, "aren't you supposed to want to do these things while you are pregnant?" Which made no sense to me at all. Not that there is anything wrong with someone wanting to do these things. It is just that I work full time, I come home and I am exhausted and then he asks me if I am going to MAKE the baby bedding. Again, cute to a point but then annoying because I DONT OWN A SEWING MACHING. I think more than anything he really just wants me to hem his cut off sweatpants. Yes, I did not mis-type, his cut off sweatpants. He loves them, wears them in the evening during baseball games.
2. He's praying that he will at least be 2 for 4 with his baseball post season predictions. (He is interceeding for the Yanks as I type this.) They Yanks were not looking so hot in this possible elimination game until the bottom of the 5th inning. Which was about the same time Corey put on his "rally shirt" and then began his "rally time" rituals. So hopefully the Yanks pull it off.
3. And finally, I am not color blind. The BLACK shirt Corey is refering to has been washed a few times believe it or not and it is now a FADED black shirt.
That is all for now. The Yanks pulled it off. They won. Now we can sleep peacefully.
Audri
2 comments:
audri, i am shocked that you would say such things about your husband. he is a great guy, and only wants the best for you and the baby, and your eyesight. in all my years of knowing corey, i can honestly say that he is like the finest wine, he gets better every year. go yankees.
George THE BOSS Steinbrenner
Corey...You should really stop referring to yourself as "The Boss" it doesn't help in your campaign to disproof your sexist character.
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